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Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019
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stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.
A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."
by Violence. August 5, 2007
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Stretching

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...
by $e9a May 22, 2009
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screeching dolphin

When having anal and getting ramed in the ass so hard your partner lets out a very loud and high pitched screech like a dolphin.
Used in a sentence:
He did me so hard I experienced a screeching dolphin.
by ashlee nessman August 14, 2006
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stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.
Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away
by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015
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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
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scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009
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