Boy Scouts of America

We are Boy Scouts
We wear short shorts
We tie knots
We identify plants and animals
We go canoeing
We sleep in tents
We have flag cermonies
We build campfires
We sell popcorn

Scout: "Why hello old lady! Would you like help crossing the street?"

Old Lady: "I love the Boy Scouts of America!"

by x=-b+/-b2-4ac/2a April 11, 2009

oi scouts

A kick ass underground punk band that gets there stuff stolen from the Casualties

wow casualties stole that song from the oi scouts that sucks

by Jimmi Waxx C. November 13, 2004

Boy scouts of America

Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)

Plus, it looks great on your college reports.

stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"

Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"

Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"

Boy scout: "F*** you B***"

Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)

by a boyscout genius December 7, 2010

Girl Scouts

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.

"Would you like to buy a box of yummy girl scout cookies?"

by ChrisTbk August 29, 2005

Boy Scouts of America

Organization that was once noble and just, but has become petty and exclusive, not to mention far too conservative for modern society. Rejects people based on religion and sexual orientation, and has fought the court system in order to be able to do so. Ultimately, they are NOT a private group: They recieve federal funds, and camp often times on federal lands. The Courts were wrong and biased by allowing them to exclude homosexuals and nontheists, and it's important that that is recognized.

Encourages boys to waste their childhood worrying about Eagle Projects and their 'Rank' in relation to their peers. No real way around it, since if you don't make Eagle then the time (not to mention hundred of dollars in dues, camp fees, etc.,) is especially wasted. After achieving Eagle, many realize that the 'Looks good on resumes' argument was basically false, unless you're going for the 'camp counselor' career. That it's really basically only worthwile if you're military bound (in which case you would have been better off (by benefits and starting rank) by working for JROTC merits instead of BSA) or are able to make it into the even more exclusive Order of the Arrow. I'm neither, I'll admit.

90% of Boys praticipating are being forced by parents to do so. 90% of badges are earned fron Scoutmaster (and parental) pity. Many merit badges are archaic and unneccessary in modern times. Some are just rediculous, period (the coin collecting badge, for example). It has become an outlet for parents who have their child's life planned out from birth to 25. As such, they cannot afford to have a scout stuck in the Life Rank. I have seen entire Eagle Projects faked, and approved. The District Leadership really has no control over the individual troops, and the National leadership is just a funnel for the mormon church.

There are plenty of organizations where, youths, teens, and adults can camp, learn, and have fun together. The BSA, however, claims to attempt to teach leadership and citizenship as well, and that is wherein lies the problem.

It is not the BSA's perogative to judge the morals of individuals. Morally straight doesn't neccessarily mean sexually straight. And you don't have to be "Reverent" to maintain the values of Leadership, which is what the whole system claims to try and produce. A good Boy Scout need only be 1) A good kid. 2) Willing to meet all kinds of kids. 3) Not taught to condemn other kinds of kids.

by MadCow October 10, 2004

Scouts

A word that is used to prove you are not lying, you cannot lie "on" scouts.

bruv, i got differently licked last night and barebacked an absolute horror show, she was on tho so i blooded her and then she puped smelly smelly one time bruv then she was wilin out so i licked that bitch scouts bruv

by the mole 87 May 4, 2009

scouts

A bunch of children dressed like stupid people, led by stupid people dressed like children.

scouts are kids dressed like mentally impaired people. there leaders are, mentally impaired people dressed like kids.

"woah, whats that beeping noise," "i think it's YA MOM."

by kirstins the best October 6, 2007