Scorch the Earth

The act of COMPLETELY waxing pubic areas.

I dun heard of trimin tha hedges, but you dun scorch the earth.

by Adrian and Blaine November 19, 2010

scorched earth party

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?

Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.

Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

Scotchy

A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.

Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.

by Ronaldson February 5, 2010

Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008

Scotchy

Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically divnt gan doon scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.

Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.

“Let wu gan doon scotchy n have a sticha b n wu can make a 420 blazer”

by Ryan Clayterz December 15, 2019

scorchio

When it is ROASTING hot weather out.

Wow, its very scorchio today.

by JCB1 April 1, 2007