by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021
Get the Pooper Scooper Nailsmug. noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers
1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
Get the Cum Scoopersmug. Booper scooper is someone who is a ghost and always eats food rather than doing something productive. Although booper scoopers are also people who tend to have many cans of dip and love nicotine and snort like a pig in a hick like nature.
by Knifu November 11, 2021
Get the Booper Scoopermug. When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything
by Faid March 14, 2014
Get the The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Offmug. When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.
Person 1: that girls a total two scooper
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
by cumslut813 September 18, 2021
Get the Two scoopermug. A scooper-dooper is a pail, much like a pail kids use in the sandbox, that is picks up fecal matter stuck on the floor and/or wall.
If someone poops and misses the toilet, or just wants to be a douche and poops on the wall, then you use a scooper-duper to scrape it off the floor or wall if stuck, or if not stuck then just pick it up.
The scooper-duper is a filthy pail that much resembles a dust pan, and has probably not been used in over a year (depending on how much poop lands on your floor or walls), it is slicked over dusty and filthy, and is probably stored in a cubby hole, or closet that has been previously infested with mold, or rats.
If someone poops and misses the toilet, or just wants to be a douche and poops on the wall, then you use a scooper-duper to scrape it off the floor or wall if stuck, or if not stuck then just pick it up.
The scooper-duper is a filthy pail that much resembles a dust pan, and has probably not been used in over a year (depending on how much poop lands on your floor or walls), it is slicked over dusty and filthy, and is probably stored in a cubby hole, or closet that has been previously infested with mold, or rats.
Did you hear what Jon had to do at work at Wal-Mart yesterday? Someone pooped on the floor next to the moldy out of order toilet no one used, and the manager told him he had to use that nasty scooper-duper to clean it up...
by wefounddoveinasoaplessplace December 26, 2011
Get the Scooper-dupermug. A person forced to take the orders of rude older people who can't patiently wait for their ice cream.
by LOOPER April 28, 2013
Get the scooper slutmug.