Scorchenhimer

The act of setting your friend on fire while tap dancing with a monkey.

Yesterday I decided to scorchenhimer my friend because he said barazz wasn't a real word.

by Noltons3 August 19, 2009

Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

omaha scorcher

When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.

After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.

by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011

scorched earth

characterized by utilizing all methods of legal research, including but not limited to secondary sources, digests, headnotes, terms and connectors, etc.

It seems as if you've under-utilized some important legal research tools; remember, you need to use a scorched earth research strategy thereby covering all your bases.

by Section L & M May 3, 2011

scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

sconehead

A derogatory word for a person from England or someone affecting a British manner.

"Those darn sconeheads won't shut up about Manchester U, and what's with all this tea they keep drinking?"

by Admiral Snackbar July 5, 2004

scotchegging

To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!

Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging tonight darling?"
Julie-"No thanks but maybe bukkake"
Iain-Ock Aye The Noo

by Terry Nutkins September 9, 2003