schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008

Scoming

To take a rather large, or above average, penis up the asshole and thoroughly enjoy it.

I'm feeling a little frisky today, I'm thinking about scoming around for the first time.

by RumpultForeskin October 26, 2014

schmitz

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

by Duddda November 6, 2006

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

Scimitar'd

To be mortally or severely wounded by a sword of the scimitar breed. A good example was in the wordSouth Park/word episode Tom's Rhinoplasty,in which Kenny McCormick was impaled through the skull by a scimitar thrown by his substitute teacher.

Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards!
0TTR: *watching* SCIMITAR'D!

by 0niTTRay December 25, 2003