scobe

to scratch or score a surface, usually paintwork.

the lady scobed the shopping trolley along the side of the man's car

by popeye1234567 June 30, 2009

Scones

Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.

College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"

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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"

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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"

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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"

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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."

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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"

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by Evil Cankles December 2, 2010

scobey

When a smelly substance, known as gas, secretes from your butt hole. :)

-"Dude, what's that smell?"
-"Scobey!!"

by emma layne May 1, 2008

Scobeyed

The act of pointing to a user-editable site and considering it authoritative. Specifically, relying upon a less-than-trustworthy source to win an unwinnable argument.

James 'Scobeyed' the definition for pownage to refute his obvious incorrectness.

by issue9mm March 1, 2008

scones

n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money

Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!

by Blanodino May 6, 2011

Scones

Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.

Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"

by svdgod July 31, 2015

scones

A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.

"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"

by Dr A Bradshaw April 28, 2007