Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.

Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.

by mistydawn December 2, 2010

scissor squat release

One female is sitting on the toliet the typical way. Another female straddles the first female and they both urinate at the same time

Emily and I love the scissor squat release when there's a long line at the bar bathroom.

by Wildnursesarah October 2, 2013

Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.

After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

scissor kick

The most explosive attack ever, excluding Chuck Norris' round house. Used in the movie Talledega Nights. When someone is bending over you pcik one leg up and as you put it down you bring the other one up & over someone's head before hitting them with your leg on the way down.

Shut up chip.

Im'a scissor kick you in the back of the head!

by strue14 November 9, 2007

Scissor Kiss

The act of two females having their legs entwined in such a manner that both vaginas rub together, appearing much like two open pair of scissors.

"A scissor kiss party is the natural culmination of any all-girl sleepover."

by CS October 6, 2003

scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.

"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Scissor Block

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.

"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"

by Chilli Dog July 3, 2005