Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011

doctor king schultz

really cool like super epic and awesome

doctor king schultz sucked my toes

by ewsadbzudfshjd January 21, 2020

sargent schultz shot

In golf, when one hits a really bad shot, the golfer makes another shot, while his/her partners look away, muttingering to themselves, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I feel nothing," from Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. It is like a mulligan, but it doesn't count as one.

I'm taking a Sargent Schultz shot here. We say, "OK."

by profpaulv September 23, 2020

Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.

"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."

by Pleb Pleb June 8, 2022

sunny schultz

the nicest sweetest person you have ever met. Shes perfect and always knows how to make you smile.

bro 1:Hey bro who u hanging with

bro 2: im hanging with sunny schultz
bro 1 : damn your one lucky man

by Dilldoeeater May 10, 2022

San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you

Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.

by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022

Brooklyn Schultz

Lovable girl with a fat dump truck of an ass

Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?

yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz

by BIG DICK BIT September 26, 2021