Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

schmuckey MCduckey

an author of the most important words from LCWS and LCWHS, whurd

i other words anythang you see on urbandictionary from schmuckey MCduckey is straight outa vermont yo.
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by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.

I am so schmekeled right now!

by Mardock June 6, 2011

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

Schmuk

Narrow minded user of the Canadian Encyclopedia.

Only Schmuk uses Canadian Encylopedia as a final authority on any subject.

by Vfilipch October 17, 2006

Schmuelie

A Poker style play where you check to the river in hopes of catching a winning hand.
Very annoying to other players.

He Schmuelie me on that hand......

by Harry Ballzak September 29, 2010