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schmucks

a guy who reads,thinks,and plays nothin but warcraft
andy!!!! you scmuck.
by andrew March 11, 2004
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someone's dick.

Also used offensively.
"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."
by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007
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That Joey is a real schmuck
by bernedette March 23, 2004
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I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!
by scncqn May 29, 2008
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A term used by the germans, to describe nice jewelry.
It was actually a mis interpretation by the Germans of the true meaning.
Before the Holocaust, the Jewish would always comment on how nice someones wifes shmuck looked,
"Oh wot lovely schmuck you are wearing",
The Germans initially took this as some kind of compliment, and blushed at such fine appreciation,
The German population in it's enthusiasm embraced this new Jewish word and used it with affection and associated it with, "arn't those Jewish just lovely"
Until one day, they finally realized, that they'd been had.
And that schmuck actually meant the bit of penis that is removed during circumsion
"Oh, wot lovely schmuck your wife is wearing", says Jewish chancellor to German politician
by sean bradley was ere January 29, 2008
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Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.
"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."
by Yutzmach Purkonae May 9, 2008
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a jewish work for "dick"
it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish
by James April 5, 2005
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