A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
by bobthehairypenis December 6, 2009
Get the schlongmug. A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the schlongmug. A Penis.
From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005
Get the schlongmug. by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016
Get the schlongedmug. by kaf June 16, 2008
Get the schlongmug. a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...
by Ian March 2, 2004
Get the schlongmug. by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003
Get the schlongmug.