Any kid who would rather spend their Friday night on myspace whining to their friends about how they have nowhere to go or nothing to do.
Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.
You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.
Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.
Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".
Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.
The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.
In other words, what is emo?
...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.
Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.
You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.
Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.
Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".
Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.
The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.
In other words, what is emo?
...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.
Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Ex 1: We're so scenester, and like emoxcore, kthxbye.
Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
by Emo Stomper July 09, 2006
A scenester is a person who wishes to fit into a scene or subculture to feel good about themselves. They think making friends with, and acting like, the people in a particular scene will make them better/happier/cooler. It doesn't. They do not actually belong to the scene, because they do not follow the principles which built the scene. So all in all, a pretty shallow kind of person.
Scenester: my god i lyk xLUVx punk
Punk: so what're your politics?
Scenester: omgz, i dont do politics, i just lyk, sooo luv the scene, u kno?
Punk: *pushes headfirst into a bin*
Punk: so what're your politics?
Scenester: omgz, i dont do politics, i just lyk, sooo luv the scene, u kno?
Punk: *pushes headfirst into a bin*
by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND February 08, 2008
obsessed with:
dinosaurs
narwhals (!!) keep insisting they are real.
bandanas
skinny jeans
converses
J Crew (maybe not J Crew...)
curly hair
'rawr'
rawr faces
ChAtxSpEaKx
lyke, forreal.
experimental film
making films about self
writing screenplays
making one's own clothes
thrift stores
is most likely a radio dj
or at least a music elitist
ties shoelaces around ankles
insists all of these characteristics are inherent
i'd say my work here is done.
dinosaurs
narwhals (!!) keep insisting they are real.
bandanas
skinny jeans
converses
J Crew (maybe not J Crew...)
curly hair
'rawr'
rawr faces
ChAtxSpEaKx
lyke, forreal.
experimental film
making films about self
writing screenplays
making one's own clothes
thrift stores
is most likely a radio dj
or at least a music elitist
ties shoelaces around ankles
insists all of these characteristics are inherent
i'd say my work here is done.
Scenester J: BuT lyke, I've liked narwhals since I was like two years old!!1!!!!1!1!!!one111!!1one!!1!!
by scenesterhomey March 06, 2008
someone who is filty rich, is into mainstream, and big puffy coats with fur along the hood. wears straight leg jeans, cartoon tees, and vans slip ons. They tend to use words like 'aight' 'rawr' and phrases like 'shoot me in the face now' 'kay, thanks' and 'go slit your wrists now'
Me: dude, you are such a scenester!
Shelby: kay, thanks, i already knew that, aight. i'm a dinosaur that says rawr, so go slit your wrists now.
Shelby: kay, thanks, i already knew that, aight. i'm a dinosaur that says rawr, so go slit your wrists now.
by xxjessikaxxbiatchxx November 21, 2006
A scenester is someone who follows the local scene. i.e. scene kid ... who is very trendy
So what is wrong with being trendy? Why do so many of you have such a bad oppinion about scenesters? haterzz...
So what if robots and diamonds and Hello Kitty are trendy? Why does that bother you? Why can't people with a passion for trends follow them? That doesn't make them posers you fuktards... technically YOU are following a trend of hating trendy people. OHEMGEE GUYS, what losers you bunch are! Following a trend? pffft.
Also, the trend is not "emo" so get it straight. There is no such thing as dressing "emo". As emo is a genre of music. (p.s. if you cut yourself that does not make you emo, you probably don't even know what emo is. you think you do because you watch Much Music... besides, a lot of preppies cut themselves.) Don't try to understand what a scenester is by looking it up on the internet, get up, and go out there. Get out there and be there, before you judge and label people.
So what is wrong with being trendy? Why do so many of you have such a bad oppinion about scenesters? haterzz...
So what if robots and diamonds and Hello Kitty are trendy? Why does that bother you? Why can't people with a passion for trends follow them? That doesn't make them posers you fuktards... technically YOU are following a trend of hating trendy people. OHEMGEE GUYS, what losers you bunch are! Following a trend? pffft.
Also, the trend is not "emo" so get it straight. There is no such thing as dressing "emo". As emo is a genre of music. (p.s. if you cut yourself that does not make you emo, you probably don't even know what emo is. you think you do because you watch Much Music... besides, a lot of preppies cut themselves.) Don't try to understand what a scenester is by looking it up on the internet, get up, and go out there. Get out there and be there, before you judge and label people.
#1: why do so many people have a bad oppinion about scene kids/scenesters
#2: they don't...
#1: yeah, they're always like "they are POSERS, they are FAKES, they are SHEEP"
#2: well those people don't know what they're talking about
CLEARLY
#2: they don't...
#1: yeah, they're always like "they are POSERS, they are FAKES, they are SHEEP"
#2: well those people don't know what they're talking about
CLEARLY
by i dont bother you about how YOU dress March 06, 2007
people need to fucking stop stereotyping about what they think is scene emo indie hardcore etc yea you'll say we all look the fucking same but dude every group of peopple or friends has some type of style thats what makes it a group something unique if how we dress is a little more outrageous than you who fuckin cares were not fucking hurting you get a life and get over yourself youre not better tahn anybody else no matter who you fucing are im tired of all the stereotypical cliche labels people are giving each other when you were born you were given a name thats your label not scecester emo kid or even prep jock wiger nigger so on stop fucking hating on the people you dont know but wish you could somehow be like and get a fucking life
by myspace.com/marisaxturner July 24, 2006
A scenester is the new form of preppy. Judging by looks and popularity alone, defines one person of being their friend. Following the leader, these "scene" people often go to local shows where the music is terrible and people get angry if you decide to go into the moshpit and actually HIT someone instead of some form of retarded breakdancing these losers call "moshing." Often seen wearing clothes with The Nightmare Before Christmas or any type of local band shirt, they think that they are being different. But in fact, their entire social life is based on myspace and following what a single person is doing because they want to be as cool as they are.
I would never want to go to a scenester's show because i is full of retarded breakdancing and the new form of preps.
by Immoral Jester March 12, 2006