facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".

Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.

by FlashlightTaylor May 16, 2010

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

Skatting

Shoo ba duwadawada or other random letters strung together with a similar rhythm

"FUCK YOU LEE! ... Shoo ba duwadawada"
"What the fuck was that?"
"skatting.."
"skat is shit porn ahahahahaha"
"*sighs* douche bag."

by Megan (lottie) Mcelwee January 3, 2009

scotting

a man who masturbates.

I went to find my brother to go to a movie but he was scotting in his room with the door locked.

by Charles Pedskalny November 13, 2007

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007

Slatting

Female masturbation. Used instead of fap.

Slatting was Maisie's favourite thing to do when she was home alone...

by Lemon-Death July 30, 2012