When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.
OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
by captain longdong December 1, 2020
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Saxet
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• Safety Third
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A combination of the words 'Saxophone' and 'Sectionals.'
Used to describe saxophone sectionals in a more quick manner.
Used to describe saxophone sectionals in a more quick manner.
"Yay, I have saxtionals afterschool! Saxtionals are so much fun!"
"We have a saxtional today, so you'd better come or you'll sleep in a box."
"We have a saxtional today, so you'd better come or you'll sleep in a box."
by Vaughn-y April 21, 2007
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"I'm just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive."
"Ah right, makes sense."
"I'm just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive."
"Ah right, makes sense."
by kcdah October 7, 2016
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(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!
(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum
kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!
(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian
(Inreality)
kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you
internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies
kid: Yay now can be Safe!
(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum
kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!
(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian
(Inreality)
kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you
internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies
by Wolfu July 24, 2016
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once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses
also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses
also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
by Blonde Haired Midget January 14, 2010
Get the Bob Saget mug.Friend 1: alright man I gotta go, I’m bout to see my family in Brownsville.
Friend 2: alright safety gang😎
Friend 2: alright safety gang😎
by NameChanger420 June 4, 2023
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