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Fap-a-saurus Rex

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
by Dash Random October 27, 2010
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Sauron

Used to serve Aule but Melkor turned Sauron evil. After Morgoth was sealed away, Sauron became the Dark Lord. Forged the One Ring but eventually was cast into the void like morgoth was when Gollum fell into Orodruin with the Ring.
Skilled Craftsman, Melkor's Chief Servant, Lord of the Rings, Ar-Pharazon's adviser and Necromancer.
by Alterous November 16, 2003
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mine-a-saurus

Mine-a-saurus:
An individual of any age or gender who has no other emotion than to get whatever it is they want at any given moment. Not getting what they want results in dinosaurus like behaviours ranging from tantrums, destruction of property, and even loss of life.
Ex. Lindsay Lohan. When a D-List celeb such as Ms. Lohan can actually nab an invite to a fancy Hollywood party, she becomes a mine-a-saurus at the first sight of SHWAG.
by Shaun Martin March 3, 2009
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bitch-a-saurus

1.A total bitch who wont stop bugging you about this, or that. 1. An annoying girlfriend
Yo I totally dumped jane she was a complete bitch-a-saurus.
by Slick Bentley August 5, 2004
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wont-shutup-a-saurus

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.
by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008
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gamma-saurus

"hey look! gamma-saurus rex is entering the library again with her loud group of friends. better find a new spot before it invades our territory."
by RudeBoyBass December 8, 2009
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Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....
by ELGenerali February 17, 2010
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