sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too
jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon
by ryan January 17, 2005
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a hairy animal that kidnapped the beastie boys in triple trouble=== one of the best videos of all time
i did not realize that they were sasquatches == kanye west
by asdfsdfs fsef as f August 04, 2004
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A hairy male that goes to rialto high.. Better known as christian
Christian:Hey guys look at my legs...
Mariela: wow
Nathan: wow
Adrian:Dude.. Your looking like a sasquatch.. Maybe you should shave
by amazingrainbow72819 December 09, 2008
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sasquatch

Large, hairy best often mistaken for a bear in the shower, whose pubic hairs clog the drain. Also goes by the name Sal.
The Salsquatch clogged the drain again.
by Imaginary girl Sal fondled October 03, 2003
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SASQUATCH

a hairy teenage girl that thinks shes the fucking hottest shit ever, but really shes fat, and hairy.
she thinks everyone is her friends, but they all hate her cause all she talks about is her.
shes the girl that sits there and talks about how she as no ass becuase she lost so much weight when really, she didnt lose any weight, and she never had an ass.

shes really fat, usually has a unibrow, and shaves her back.
dyes her hair abnormal colors, and looks like Whitney Houston.
*imagine sitting at lunch with her in the cafeteria*
girl-"hey marina whats up?"
sasquatch-"OMG,billy broke up with me, and now im going out with loren, but i still like billy, and still like loren, but idont know, lorens soo anooying, omg, and like soo is billy, but i really like billy you know???!!! OMG, i lost so much weight i dont have a butt anymore!!! isnt that amazing??!!! OMG, my aunt wont let me get my hair cut for 150$ so i have to only get it cut for $130, how lame is that?!?!! OMG,guess whos talking shit??!! wow what haters. PARTAY HARD BITCHES PARTAY HARD."
girl-"wow thank you for telling me things, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT!"

by debra whittington April 05, 2008
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An ugly woman. Usually seen in a group of good looking women and stands out because of her ugliness. Notorious for cock-blocking and ruining fun activities.
Made famous by comedian DeRay Davis standup "Power Play"
"In every group of women there is always that ugly one who ruins everything.. the sasquatch"
by MackAL August 26, 2012
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a large, dark figure who enjoys eating and is bothered by the presence of aggresive ghost dogs.
"My roomate is sasquatch" -BOB
by Marc-squatch April 23, 2003
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