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The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
by I AM MCLOVIN September 30, 2007
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something every women needs to know how to make
by repairman man man man January 24, 2011
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when grinding, two peaple get on either side of one person and they all grind together. usually a 2 guys grind with a girl in the middle.
Girl: look at justin and Drake.
Boy: ya there sandwiching sandy

boygirlboy=grinding=sandwiching
by Miley February 26, 2007
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To get it on (have sex) with a girl on the dance floor. The male will be the "bun" and female the "burger girl".
I wish I could make sandwiches with that hottie. You can spread the jelly
by Minnimuffin&Chillipepper March 17, 2009
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A term most commonly used in the Call of Duty mostly Modern Warfare 2, series of online gameplay when a certian "player" is cornered front and back or side to side and shot at and killed. Most commonly happens when a "player" is going for a very high kill sreak such as a Chopper Gunner, AC-130, EMP, or possibly a Tactical Nuke.
Joey: "Holy shit! I just murked that homo with an AA-12!

Chris: "Well bite my nuts and call me skippy, your 1 more kill away from your first nuke brah!

Joey: "Dude im so nervous I think im gonna jizz my pants!"

Chris: "Hey imma go get me some 40s, okay.

(while Chris gets his 40s, Joey yells out with vulgar, Chris rushes back to the room)

Chris: "Damn that was a bitch move right there, what happened?

Joey: "I swear, i got sandwiched by these two fuckin chickenheads!!!"

Chris: "Haha n00b, ur ass got handed to you!!
by PuRpl3 FLurP 95 June 12, 2010
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something I want my girlfriend to make me after we have sex all the time but she gets pissed off and leaves, then I have to make it and you know I'm smoking my cigarette thinking about the sandwich and the bitch leaves what a cunt
by Dildo Dildo dildo February 21, 2009
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"That guy is so inbred that he's a sandwich."
by CorgisDie January 11, 2017
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