sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T October 14, 2012

sando

abbreviation for sandwich

Geeez, it's after 1pm and I haven't eaten lunch yet. I'm going to go grab a sando!!

by qtgoof December 15, 2010

Damien sandow

A wrestler in WWE that knows almost everything. he is as good as triple h at zinging people and is currently teamed up with cody rhodes as "team roades scholars"

he wheres pink tight/trunks and purple knee/armpads.

he is also WWE`s best heel.

tweeter: whats growing inside your beard?

Damien sandow: i keep my beard trimmed every day thank you. what is growing inside your head?

by Mitchwwe December 26, 2012

Carolina Sandoval

Faptastic latina with a great cleavage from "La Tijera" a show on Univision.

I don't know what they are talking about on La Tijera, but Carolina Sandoval 's faptastic cleavage speaks for itself.

by llegend October 30, 2009

Santonio

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.

Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!

by BlackandGold123456 May 25, 2009

Sandynial

The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.

Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."

Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"

by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012

Sandominium

(Noun) a dwelling on a beach. Usually, by a homeless person living in a tent or in the bushes.

Did you hear Kevin got kicked out of his house? Yeah, he moved into a sweet sandominium at the beach.

by Boozy Surfs June 1, 2013