Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

"Bitch make me a Sammich" *Bitch Slap*

by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010

shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers March 3, 2007

Ham-Slamwich

Vigorous anal sex.

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

sammich truck

sammich truck - a truck that drives around town (sort of like an ice cream truck) that has all types of bread, meats, cheeses, and all the condimets you could possibly think of.

Hey man, its lunch time. Want me to get you something from the sammich truck?

by Mr.Sammich July 11, 2010

Slamwich

A sexual encounter that involves two guys under 150 pounds as the bread and one fat bitch over 250 pounds serving as the meat. Similar to an Eiffel Tower but more commonly found in backwoods towns and rural areas.

Dude we got so hammered we Slamwiched that waitress from Denny's last night!!

by Whettin Inn Manager August 30, 2010

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 2, 2009