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Samurai Mapping 

Samurai Mapping, a small youtube channel at the moment in a bit of a struggle, started in 2020, the channel has grown from just 3 subscribers to 614 and will eventually go above that. The total view count right now is more than 330,000.

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Nya, now the Water Ninja, was Samurai X until season 5. She had a giant mech and she could turn her handbag into a suit. In the middle of season 1, the rise of the snakes, she first appeared and all the other ninja hated her. But that's only because she kept saving the civilians and didn't let the ninja help. She "stole their thunder" even though as soon as they found out they treated her like a warrior...at least, until season 3.
Jay: Ugh, I'm gonna say it--I HATE SAMURAI X!!!!"
Also Jay: Samurai X is totally stealing our thunder!" (or maybe it wasn't jay idc)
Samurai X by WindNinjaLizzie April 22, 2020

samurai handshake 

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.
When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.
Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"
Samurai Toes by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

samurai flamenco 

A bad ass superhero that has no super powers and his weapons are a multitude of office supplies that also serve as weapons for Samurai Flamenco. All of Masayoshi's weapons are based off of office supplies and usually don't harm people directly. Samurai Flamenco current position and President of the world.
Samurai Flamenco is a Super hero

samurai doge 

The samurai form of doge, known well for slaying wenches and saying "Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"
Samurai doge: *slays wench*
Samurai doge: Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

Samurai Denim 

Samurai is a Japanese Company that is the strongest denim in the world. Its standard cut is at 15 oz per sq meter. Although they have now gone all the way up to 24. The higher the oz, the more stress the jeans are under on the loom. 15 oz itself is very very hard. 24 oz is near impossible.

The leather patch depicts an image of the famous duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojirō in 1612 on a remote island in Japan. Musashi was the victor and is said to be the most skilled swordsman in history. He is also well
known for his writing of Go Rin No Sho or "Book of Five Rings". This is the image commonly found on most Samurai models. Most versons also includes a full moon
silhouette and Lot# 10, this number changes every year with this being Samurai's 10th production year.

Samurai is also a raw denim. It takes many months or years to get these broken into champions. Although Sam's are known for fading very nicely.
Fuck, this samurai denim is bullet proof!
Samurai Denim by Stewy08 May 25, 2009