Amsterdam Sampler

The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.

Michael J. Foxx: I TOOK AN AMSTERDAM SAMPLER AND I FEEL LIKE A SPRING WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO JUMP

by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019

Carolina Sampler

The act of defecating, urinating, vomiting and orgasming, all within twenty minutes.

I felt like shit this morning, but a good ol' Carolina Sampler had me feeling refreshed and energized.

by Oaf's12 July 9, 2019

The sampler

Sticking a toothpick inside of one's penis while receiving a blowjob

Last night Lucy did The sampler on me

by Fungalbob March 23, 2023

rainbow sampler

A mixture of all bodily fluids - including blood, urine, feces, semen, saliva, and more - intended for consumption to produce a euphoric effect. Similar to jenkem but with more effects.

I just tried a rainbow sampler this week and it was so sublime!

by Clumpchump89 January 15, 2024

Walt Whitman's sampler

A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.

Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!

by QuacksO August 6, 2019

single mom sampler

The combination of having a thigh tattoo, nose piercing, and hair dyed an unnatural color.

Ashley just dyed her hair blue, she completed the single mom sampler!

by tmc00 July 14, 2024

Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020