samari wedgie

When a wedgie is performed and the victims legs are folded back and their feet are then tucked up in the leg holes of the underwear. Works Best if victims hands are tied.

When i was Twelve my brother gave a me a samari wedgie.

by Chasescottwill August 18, 2006

Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"

by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009

Good Samaritank

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.

Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.

by Good Intentions January 12, 2008

Samarion

Samarion is a little bit that is very good looking and where a lot of joggers and dc comic underwear.

Wow was that samarion

by Samarion January 24, 2017

shamarin

Shamarin is a hoe don't go out with him he lies he's rude he cheats

Shamarin what a hoe.

by Shamarin December 27, 2015

samariea

The baddest bitch out here, she's intelligent and very talented. One of the nicest and most generous person you will ever meet. She is very loyal and an amazing friend and partner; very passionate. She also has a beautiful smile, luscious lips, and wonderful eyes.

You know that girl Samariea? Yeah she a dime piece, isn't she famous or something?

by DamnSam May 17, 2018

samari bun

Bean sprout on Chases head, kinda looks like a penis

Look at that gay-ass bean sprout lookin’ penis thing on Chase’s head!

Oh you mean his Samari Bun, gotcha

Yeh choch

by BILLEDAWALL March 18, 2019