The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.
The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.
by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005
Get the bland safety mug.A Safety Fag is a member of the Armed Forces of the United States of America (usually, but not always, the rank of E-7 and above) who is willing to make any trade off in the name of so-called safety. They believe that such things as reflective belts are the most important part of the uniform, even under blackout conditions in a combat zone. They believe themselves to be guardians of lives, when in reality all they do is degrade the morale of those around them.
A Safety Fag Sergeant Major in Afghanistan: "Now some female soldiers are setting themselves up for failure, going out around the FOB at night without a battle buddy and no reflective belt. That's how a sexual assault happens."
by SGTK October 13, 2009
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An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'
-See also 'Doorknob'
<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
Get the Safety mug.by Honey Wychwood May 1, 2006
Get the safety break mug.A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.
Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??
Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.
Jason: True story, safety pack on deck
Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.
Jason: True story, safety pack on deck
by Jason J Rock April 8, 2011
Get the Safety Pack mug.a term for recieving a dry handjob in the Northeast Pennsylvania area. The provider must have completely dry hands from beginning to end. Its name is ironic in the sense that it is not safe at all. Tony referring to that douche that can be found in any region of the country.
by Coach O'Hara November 29, 2010
Get the Safety Tony mug.A Bonds t-shirt you wear underneath another t-shirt, just in case you munt on your other shirt after having a bit too much to drink one night.
Dude! Good thing you had your safety bonds on or you would have been screwed after you chucked up on your other t-shirt.
by jamesdoakes September 3, 2009
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