Safety Fag

A Safety Fag is a member of the Armed Forces of the United States of America (usually, but not always, the rank of E-7 and above) who is willing to make any trade off in the name of so-called safety. They believe that such things as reflective belts are the most important part of the uniform, even under blackout conditions in a combat zone. They believe themselves to be guardians of lives, when in reality all they do is degrade the morale of those around them.

A Safety Fag Sergeant Major in Afghanistan: "Now some female soldiers are setting themselves up for failure, going out around the FOB at night without a battle buddy and no reflective belt. That's how a sexual assault happens."

by SGTK October 13, 2009

Safety

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

safety break

a code word for smoking pot, usually with a bunch of friends

They're all outside taking a safety break

by Honey Wychwood May 1, 2006

Safety Pack

A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.

Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??

Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.

Jason: True story, safety pack on deck

by Jason J Rock April 8, 2011

Safety Tony

a term for recieving a dry handjob in the Northeast Pennsylvania area. The provider must have completely dry hands from beginning to end. Its name is ironic in the sense that it is not safe at all. Tony referring to that douche that can be found in any region of the country.

Yo, that girl totally gave me a Safety Tony last night, I'm still burning.

by Coach O'Hara November 29, 2010

Safety bonds

A Bonds t-shirt you wear underneath another t-shirt, just in case you munt on your other shirt after having a bit too much to drink one night.

Dude! Good thing you had your safety bonds on or you would have been screwed after you chucked up on your other t-shirt.

by jamesdoakes September 3, 2009

safety flush

The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.

After that last bowl of chili, I decided to use a safety flush before I dropped a payload.

by Joe Blob October 7, 2005