Sacramento Smear

When the female in a couple shits on her hand and spreads it evenly across her back. The male then initiates doggy style and eats the shit off of her back.

I heard that Doug and Brenda hooked up for a Sacramento Smear.

by Sexmonger69 June 22, 2022

Sacramenta

The seed planted within each of us before birth that ever calls us to be and become our best loving self to and for the world. This definition was born out of a need to explain that thing that happens to us when we rise up to our better self with ease, live selflessly, love unconditionally, care for another without regard for anything in return. Sacramenta manifests in the Sacred Moments of our lives; moments that define us, change us for the better, affect others in positive ways, cause the world to be a better place, and those around us to have a better life, however simple the Sacred Moment is.

Discovering your Sacramenta is a way of revealing how wonderful you are in and for the world.

by Paul Benedict January 7, 2018

Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Sacramento

The once bohemian, now overdeveloped, capital of California. Hot, crowded and overpriced. Was once the last refuge of the Bay Area's working class. Now a wasteland of corporate polish and greed. Proof of Agent Smith's "virus" theory in "The Matrix."

Nicknames: Sack-a-tomatoes, Satan's Armpit, Suck-A-Dead-Toe, etc.

Sacramento used to be a cool place to live until the yuppies found us.

by ʇʞǝظqo March 17, 2011

Sacramento sack tap

When a woman is giving a man a blow job and proceeds to slap the man in the nuts, causing discomfort and possible anger to the man.

That fucking slut gave me the Sacramento sack tap last night. I was fucking pissed dude.

by Jet Lewis March 30, 2009

Sacramento

People talk shit about this town, and I'm not from $acra, but I'm gonna defend it. It's NOT a cowtown. I spent 18 years of my life in a fucking cowtown of 200 people and all ranches. I would know what a cowtown is, and you have to go hella outta town to even see any cows. Second Saturday is crackin', huge block party basically. Everyone gets fucked up, the river is right here, perfect for hot days, and there's endless lakes, streams, rivers, etc to fish or chill at. The people are friendly, and there's a lot of races here. Worst part is it gets fucking hot. The rent is reasonable, and Sac is not small. It's 500,000 people for all you idiots that think it's tiny. Somehow, they still maintain a small town feel thought, which is nice. Hella good dank, downtown is crackin, lots of bars and good food....hella things to do. Cops don't really jock, but the fucking meter maids are out to get you. Greater Sac area is huge....Sacramento has a lot of shit to do, and is way less stressful and bullshit than some $crap ass city like SD or LA. And oh ya, that's the best part....no $craps. Therez some wannabe $craps in Howe Park, but that's it. Nice place to live overall.

"I'm moving up to Sacramento next month"

"Fo sho, eNe, city of trees, break me off something"

by 916 2 THA 831 September 26, 2009

Sacramento Rivercat

When you stick your nose in your lover's ass, draw whiskers on the inside of their cheeks, and then plunge your tongue into their ass.

She was none to happy when he gave her a Sacramento Rivercat.

by erebus37 June 21, 2007