macmaster

a gentleman, pimp, and/or governer who provides, encourages, and/or illicits sexual gratification and guidance to women/men of less than acceptable proportions/lengths.

That macmaster needs to stop looking at mens asses.

by bob December 20, 2004

Sassmaster

Louis Tomlinson.

Tommo is the sassmaster from doncaster

by taniastylinson September 5, 2020

SOCKMASTER

THAT NAME GIVEN TO THE GUY WHO MASTERS THE WHACKSOCK.

Boy he sure is slick donning that whacksock. Someday he might become a Grand Sockmaster

by sockmaster May 18, 2011

stumaster

A notrious donkey balls sucker, jackass and stupid wang to be avoided at all costs and for God's sake don't let his ass near your locker!

Oh my god it's stumaster run for your lives and take your locker with you cos' he'll rub his ass on it!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

shatmaster

one who is master of the shat (shit, poop, fecal matter)

Jim: omg did you see jesse on that big mound of shit
Bob: yeah he is a real shatmaster

by Jim Scouten May 27, 2008

submasternap

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

I was going to rub one out, but I was submasternapping before I even finished.

by subsubsublibrarian September 19, 2011

Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by lZHCsd May 28, 2011