lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

ball sack vinegar

the musky liquid that forms around the testicles on a hot day.

mowing the lawn on a hot day in Houston produces ample amounts of ball sack vinegar!

by bayou rican July 29, 2015

Cabbage Sack

A dude with a smelly ass ball sack.

The whole locker room smells like cabbage sack dude. Go shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Eat Sack

Telling someone to nibble on or to eat the scrotum or the ball sack of another man.

Ian : Man you suck at call of Duty.
Mark : Hey Ian, Eat Sack.

by EatSackMan December 1, 2010

Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.

Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

hit the sack

When someone is tired and wants to go to sleep.

It's been a long day.I want to hit the sack.

by Toa Pohatu March 9, 2017