Douche Swoosh

Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.

Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.

Mason: No. What was it?

Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.

by Ace Papanikkolopolis December 9, 2008

Speno-swoosh-ass

An expletive or variation of an explosive statement. Used to provide more emphasis in a sentence that is of a questioning nature.

What the speno-swoosh-ass fuck?

by NotAnder212 November 28, 2022

nike swoosh

Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.

He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.

by Tim Acker June 14, 2006

hingley-pow-skid-d-d-d-ftang-bop-pop-pop-slip-swoosh-kaboom

A word one finds by deciding to be fucking retarded in the urban dictionary search

Person a: hingley-pow-skid-d-d-d-ftang-bop-pop-pop-slip-swoosh-kaboom
Person b: What the fuck?

by boppob February 24, 2021

Douche Swoosh

When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.

Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.

by shneeky09 May 27, 2009

thigh swoosh

The noise your thighs generate when wearing nylons when walking.

The thigh swoosh prompted me to remove my nylons.

by Ms. Swoosh September 25, 2013

Cardigan Swoosh

When you are accidentally (on purpose) fondled by a passerby under the cloak of a cardigan.

That girl just cardigan swooshed me. She must want the D!

by notreytblackliam March 7, 2017