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swamp gas

An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.
The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.
by ratsbackside January 15, 2023
mugGet the swamp gasmug.

Swamp German

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.
by the gerophile December 14, 2009
mugGet the Swamp Germanmug.

Swamp dick

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
by Humrunner November 9, 2015
mugGet the Swamp dickmug.

swamp chair

"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.
Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.
by Aquemini May 21, 2015
mugGet the swamp chairmug.

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014
mugGet the Swamp-asstrophemug.

swamp weasel

An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.
"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."
by nigswimmer March 5, 2017
mugGet the swamp weaselmug.

my swamp

my swamp means that is THEIR crib, THEIR house, THEIR territory, man.
by glitchyra September 9, 2018
mugGet the my swampmug.

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