Raping Little Suzy

A Shock Story on the internet that will probably make you mentally scarred unless you're a peadophile, rapist, AND you have no soul. Can be found on Encyclopedia Dramatica.. Read it, if you dare.

Stan: Hey, Dave. Why is Link having a seizure?

Dave: He read Raping Little Suzy.

Link: God help us all... D:

by Yeahborrh. April 26, 2011

little suzy homemaker

The term "Suzy Homemaker" has become part of American culture, used as a derisive reference to any woman with habits linked to stereotypical domestic activities traditionally done by women.

Suzy Homemaker was a line of miniature functional toy household appliances produced by Topper Toys, and launched in 1966.

From wikipedia

A woman cooking an all-out dinner says, "I feel like such a little Suzy Homemaker."

It's similar to being compared to Martha Stewart or Bree Van de Kamp.

by Almora September 19, 2013

Chinatown Suzy

A Cocktail including 3 Ingredients;

1/3 of glass Red Bull
Remainder of glass Champagne / Proseco / Cava
1 part Amaretto

In a highball glass:
Cracked ice goes in first. Put in the Amaretto. Put in the red bull up to 1/3 of the glass full. Top up with champagne.

2. Also a Fashionista Assassin Ninja who gains strength from this cocktail

3. A pair of High-Heels with a Blue-Stripe Bottom

That's a Chinatown Suzy

by Chinatownsuzy October 29, 2017

crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 29, 2010

On Suzy

When you have to swear on something more serious than God, so you swear on a cat named Suzy.

Person 1: "Bruh i'm finna kill you in Smash!"

Person 2: "On Suzy you ain't!"

by lil croissant August 13, 2019

Popping Suzy

when one puts Pop Rocks in one's clitoral area and another licks the Pop Rocks off as they pop, hence the name "Popping Suzy"

Rob-hey man whats a good move to keep her guessing?
Billy- man i use the popping suzy every now and then.

by myrandomness456 October 26, 2009

cold suzy

When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.

Jake: What took you so long?
Dustin: Popped a cold suzy

by 3LD1M0 August 4, 2007