When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal
Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009
The act of blindfolding a one night stand at a wedding with a cummerbund, while performing various sex acts.
by LongLastingValue June 08, 2015
After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.
Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.
by Fckrtnthpssy March 23, 2016
Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"
Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"
Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"
Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"
Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'
by AnalBleeder69 August 09, 2022
Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick
by oof.exe February 13, 2020
The act Of doing a handstand in your car, sticking your dick out, and pissing on the front windshield.
by xboxruffle December 21, 2011