Stoatmeister

An individual adept in the arts of Stoatery. Person of exceptional Stoatish abilities.

With continued application and an unswerving weye for detail, you may one day become a Stoatmeister, young man.

by Sentinel December 8, 2003

Stolts

profane term; often used when one is angry or frustrated.

John: I told Amy you like her.
Larry: What the stolts, John!

Kaylee: Holy STOLTS! That is some HOT coffee!!!

Amy: Shut the stolts up!!! He likes me?

by AdmirerofSorts October 18, 2009

stola

A loser

You are being such a stola right now

by sling psycrometer June 11, 2018

Stoaty

A scrawny feminine, German / Jewish / Aboriginal who loves to multi-task by masturbating whilst indulging in an episode of 'Seinfeld' and 'Hebrew Hammer' with his jew beanie on.

He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)

Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.

He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.

Person #1: OH MY GOD! I just won $120!!

Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!

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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.

Stoaty: I concur.

Mopa: Errr.

Luke: Sizs!!!

by Michael Gemini Lee March 12, 2008

Stoat reluctant

Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.

"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.

by George Vespe May 11, 2008

Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

by Nephtes July 27, 2014

StoatVr

The gorilla of ankle breakers

You can run but you can hide

But I mean at least you tried

I be eating yo knee caps like they Deep Fried

SHIT IS THAT STOATVR NO NOT AGAIN OH GOD MY ANKLES

by StoatVr March 1, 2022