Stars Stiffy

While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.

Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"

Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"

by Jlove's$ February 3, 2010

Stiff Thomas

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."

An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010

stiffington bo biffington

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.

I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009

Stuffie™

When you fart inside a Snuggie™ and becomes trapped for later until you stand up. Similar to the Dutch Oven™

I was all warm and cozy last night while I was eating chili in my Snuggie, but I ended up with a Stuffie™ by the end of the night.

by gravymonkey December 31, 2009

Sniffing the Biscuit

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus

Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.

by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011

Stiff Egyptian

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014