Stargate

1 A extremly large vagina

2 A big birth canal

3 A caverness like vagina that can sustain a echo if yelled in to at a sufficient volume.

4 A slack vagina

1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.

2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.

3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants

by Veratas July 6, 2009

Stargazing

The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification

My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.

by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019

Stargate Atlantis

To give your girlfriend head in a hot tub.

Jack: *kissing her stomach* Want me to go down on you?
Jill: Oh yeah baby, but there are only 6 chevrons, your address must be incorrect
Jack: Not icorrect I just need a different area code *goes under water and licks her clit*
Jill: *gasp* ATLANTIS!

by Chode McBlob December 14, 2004

stargate atlantis

Anal sex performed inside a jacuzzi or swimming pool.

Hank not only scored with Betty in the pool, he took a trip to stargate atlantis.

by Jestermeister February 6, 2009

Stargate chick

Average chick you date, simply to open up other possibilities with her hotter friends. Kurt Russell-style.

Saw that stargate chick last night. She ain't pretty, but I'm trying to get on to her smoking friend.

by mcbronson April 22, 2012

stargazing

When you get obsessed with the life of celebrities to the point, that they become like real friends to you and you maybe forget about your real friends and yourself

“You spend way too much time stargazing”

by rainbowbird April 24, 2018

toke your way to the Stargate

The feeling of getting so high you think any doorway or large circle is a portal to another world

(Dude1) " I don't see how we can go to another planet with this bong"

(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"

by Big Red$$ April 29, 2011