Bosnian Standoff

2 or more Mexican Standoffs in the same place

*8 people all point guns at each other*
Guy#1: Well well well, looks like we got a real Bosnian Standoff here
Guy#5: A fucking what?!

by Jcrispys January 18, 2023

Colorado Standoff

it is a 1v1 match in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.

by dickdock December 10, 2009

Mexican Standoff

A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.

The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'

by speede September 22, 2006

mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

by Jerktart July 31, 2011

French Standoff

A French Standoff is when you are in a conflict, and everyone gives up.

"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."

by Agrijag December 6, 2011

Portland Standoff

When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.

Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"

Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."

by sketchmeister December 7, 2012

Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017