Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?

After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!

by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004

shit stained balls

when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls

i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.

by Perfek360 July 22, 2006

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

titty stained

The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.

Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.

Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.

by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013