An obnoxious term used by just about every equally obnoxious college student, used to describe their clique of friends. Most squads form during the first semester, and if you are slightly different from the members or the members decide they do not like you for no reason, you cannot join. You also cannot join a squad if you did not already join at the beginning, because the people in them are too immature and narrow minded to realize that they should include everybody. The word can be heard just about anywhere on any college campus.
Joe: Hey man, I know we just met but do you wanna hang out Saturday?
Mike: Nah, I'm hangin' out with my squad.
Joe: Aw, cool! Do you mind if I tag along?
Mike: Yes I do mind actually, because you are not part of the squad. What, you think you can just join?
Joe: Well I'm being friendly to you and you were just being friendly to me, what's the harm if I come along and meet some of th-
Mike: NO! YOU'RE NOT ALREADY PART OF THE SQUAD, YOU CAN'T COME! THAT'S FINAL!
Joe: Why can't everybody just include everyone?
Mike: Nah, I'm hangin' out with my squad.
Joe: Aw, cool! Do you mind if I tag along?
Mike: Yes I do mind actually, because you are not part of the squad. What, you think you can just join?
Joe: Well I'm being friendly to you and you were just being friendly to me, what's the harm if I come along and meet some of th-
Mike: NO! YOU'RE NOT ALREADY PART OF THE SQUAD, YOU CAN'T COME! THAT'S FINAL!
Joe: Why can't everybody just include everyone?
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New and upcoming band. Notorious for amazing fire performances, shark tank diving, and dropping the bass. The band is made up of four girls. The one with the colorful hair does most of the DJing.
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Travis: Squad up at 6?? :)
Madison: Yes please! I need some squad time!
Grace: Taco Bell first?
Caleb: Omg of course, squad always up for some Taco Bell!!
Sydni: I love sqaud! :)
Trevor: Taco Bell then it's movie night out at the squad house!
Madison: Yes please! I need some squad time!
Grace: Taco Bell first?
Caleb: Omg of course, squad always up for some Taco Bell!!
Sydni: I love sqaud! :)
Trevor: Taco Bell then it's movie night out at the squad house!
by landintg December 8, 2014
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Niggas you'd die for. Squad means family. Squad means nobody gets left behind. You don't need to be blood to be family. Your squad is the family you choose for yo self. They yo day 1 niggas. Nobody can replace they spot. Squad means forever.
Niggas you'd die for. Squad means family. Squad means nobody gets left behind. You don't need to be blood to be family. Your squad is the family you choose for yo self. They yo day 1 niggas. Nobody can replace they spot. Squad means forever.
by marijuanalover11 April 15, 2015
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The queen had entered the battle followed by her squad for she could not fight her own battles being the pussy that she was.
by Amish45 March 10, 2015
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Person: yo peeps grab me a soda and cookies
Squad Member: Get em urself biach i aint ur servant
Person: Cummon, pleeez!!!Bestiee!!
Squad Member: EEEEUUUGHHGGHPDISJEKWUWHSJDODUSHSJ$&**#%^# *slaps person*
Person: *slaps squad member*
Squad Member and Person: *starts having small slap fight* *stops hitting eachother*
Person: So get my snacks?
Squad Member: F*** u.
Squad Member: Get em urself biach i aint ur servant
Person: Cummon, pleeez!!!Bestiee!!
Squad Member: EEEEUUUGHHGGHPDISJEKWUWHSJDODUSHSJ$&**#%^# *slaps person*
Person: *slaps squad member*
Squad Member and Person: *starts having small slap fight* *stops hitting eachother*
Person: So get my snacks?
Squad Member: F*** u.
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