by sprouse hart August 30, 2019
Get the sprousehart mug.A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.
JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.
LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.
JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.
LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.
JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.
LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
by Newman S. November 27, 2011
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1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
by Leif February 2, 2009
Get the spouseapedia mug.A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
by Kirby369 September 6, 2013
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She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017
Get the Sprousexual mug."Sprousehart" is the ship name for one of the cutest couples ever. If you don't know already, i'm talking about Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart. Lili plays "Betty" on Riverdale and is co-stars with Cole, who plays "Jughead". On the show, they are the cutest couple ever and had great chemistry since the very beginning. The two have started dating with numerous rumours about their breakup, but I have done my digging and there is a very high chance they did not break up. When you look at Cole and Lili, you can truly see how much they love each other. Whenever you see a video of them together, your heart will melt. Cole and Lili have melted many hearts with the power of their cuteness.
by AwwShawnMendes August 30, 2019
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