spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Snooder Time

Engaging in a simple task of endless pleasure by placing a large amount of a tabacco product, preferrably snuff, in between your gums and lip for an extended period of time in one sitting.

-"Hey what time is it?" "SNOODER TIME"

-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."

by Jcot86 October 30, 2010

spoofer

An idiot or a liar, depending on whether they believe their own nonsense or not.

Most politicians are spoofers.

by thee glitz October 31, 2015

spoonerism

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007

spooker

a dead hooker

Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"

by connorsji January 22, 2010

spooner

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

by ohlo August 24, 2005

Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

by samsayton April 10, 2011