cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.

that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm

by thekithcen April 25, 2007

spasibo

Thank you in Russian.

Russian: Spasibo, sinok.
English: Thanks, bro.

by illan.weiner October 9, 2016

grey spasm

where the teacher suffers from sudden spasms of course language lasting .9 of a second.

an example of a grey spasm would be when a teacher talks and someone talks over her, a spasm to that would be: 'jezuzfukincrist'.

EVERY spazm must consist of either F or a Vowel x4

by davidfallenangel November 20, 2006

O-spasm

Noun (sometimes a verb, depends on how cool you are) Synonym for orgasm, only FAR MORE INTENSE!!!!

"Hey man, did you make her have an O-spasm last night?"
"No"
"You suck"
"I know *sadface*"

by gomezmeister October 3, 2009

Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.

I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!

by tallyhallic April 27, 2009

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016