sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

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sarpliment

A sarcastic compliment. More leaning towards insulting a person rather than actually giving a compliment. If a sarpliment is properly delivered, it'll enrage you.

Jon: hola como estas - does that mean "hello how are you"
Dalia: yup. very good spanish. youre practically fluent now
Jon: is that a sarpliment? damnit

by fendien_nyc March 26, 2008

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sharpbounce

a type of jersey dance , it looks wild asl.

ex:you’re at a party and jersey remixes start playing

crowd forms: 1 person in the center starts to sharpbounce

by bigolfoo November 9, 2019

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Scarparolo's are the pest people you will ever meet their funny kind great at spelling will make you laugh honestly if you ever meet a Scarparolo then your one of the luckiest people alive to have such great people around you.

Man The Scarparolo's are so cool dude.

by Hobokoebdjnod March 27, 2020

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Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money

1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""

by nomnomnomforbrains April 21, 2011

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