Sparkle Tits

The Sparkly effect that girls (and some guys) get when they put glitter creams on their titties.

I love your sparkle tits!

"Hey, check out sparkle tits."

I love with my titties sparke.

by |EStarr| September 8, 2009

Sparkle Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a tumbler of Champagne with a shot of jagermeister dropped into to.
As a substitute for Champagne, white wine and sparkling water can also be used.
The bar staff of Liverpool, Newcastle and Edinburgh are well aware of this drink.
This drink was created and popularised during aridonkulous stag-do

With the whip, Didier bought 12 sparkle bombs.

Beaut A - What the hell is that drink?
Beaut B - It's only a bloody sparkle bomb! See it off immediately.

Sparkle bombs are a ridonkulous invention

by jakeymant May 31, 2012

sparkle punk

Sparkle punk, or sparklepunk, is a derivative of modern emo revival music, a genre played by bands like Snowing, The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, and Algernon Cadwallader, that fuses pop punk musicianship with the traditional sound of emo revival.

Popular sparklepunk bands include Mom Jeans, JANK, and Donovan Wolfington.

Hey, Bart, what's your favorite genre of music? Mine's sparkle punk.

by Garnet April 2, 2017

Sparkle cake

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

Sparkle Bug

A sparkle bug is a plastic crawdad or crawfish with bejeweled eyes being sold on Etsy.

ooo look, there are sparkle bugs being sold on Etsy!

by Gomi Bitchard June 13, 2019

sparkle your page

clean up your act and negative life habits so that others don't get a negative impression of you as a person

it's time to sparkle your page

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

Sparkle Slut

A rather trampy looking female who wears clothing with as many rhinestones and sequins as humanly possible. This female is often a glowing orange color due to over tanning, heavily made over, and has pin straight hair. Sparkle sluts are known to dance on top of each other in order to gain the attention of males and are considered the dirtiest of all bar inhabitants. Although these loathsome ladies dress to be eye-catching, be warned! You may think you want to get in on that but the allure of a sparkle slut disappears completely overnight as her makeup and your alcohol wear off.

"Wow, look at those sparkle sluts."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."

"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."

by SarahhhKayyy August 19, 2011