Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017

Spag

Singular form of spaghetti

I pulled a spag out of the pot of spaghetti

by hwebbz25 June 15, 2017

Spag

Slang for spaghetti

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.

by Qaztec May 14, 2018

spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis

yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky

by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018

SPAG

Used to describe someone in between SWAG and SPAZ.
When somone acts spaztic but look kinda cool doing it.

You're so SPAG breh

by BigGAMER89 January 23, 2020

Spag

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.

"spaggy is feeling a little frisky"
"you're such a spag!"

by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

Spag

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.

“Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”

by spagotry December 21, 2020