spiffy

somthing pleasant,appealing,fun in nature,a word meaning good or cool.

hey Scott i LOVE those spiffy colors in your hair!

by circles without corners January 19, 2006

spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

The Guvnor Spaff

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

by Curry club January 24, 2021

spiffy

1. a fun word to say when describing something cool
2. a way to complement someone when you're not really impressed
3. a word to say when you cant think of a description for something
4. A description when a person who doesnt usually dress up is dressed nicely

1. wow! those bright purple pants are spiffy!
2. well you're looking... spiffy today.
3. its just so... so... SPIFFY!
4. wow! you look very spiffy today! whats the occasion?

by llamasareamazing April 17, 2009

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020