Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

Sour Patch Kid

Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.

John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.

Sara: What do you mean?

John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.

by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 26, 2010

Sour Pussy Shocker

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.

"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."

by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009

Sour Flour

Another name for Cocaine. A typical experience is a bitter taste - but could be considered sour. The word flour is used for Cocaine's similar appearance to the cooking powder.

You should only do a key bump with this sour flour - it's pretty potent.

by Carabdis March 22, 2020

sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes May 13, 2005

Sour Pucker Ass

When your asshole is all shriveled and puckered out after being banged and it looks like it has been sucking on a lemon for an hour.

I banged her ass so hard that when i was done she had sour pucker ass.

Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.

by knob299 October 16, 2006

sour diesel

A strain of cannabis originated from the Umass Amherst area, rumored to be an offshoot of the breader ChemDawg from the days of www.overgrow.com Was quite popular amoung weed conisuers in Boston and New York in 2000. Was originally a whispy light weight strain. Soma later introduced a strain called NYCSD "New York City Sour Diesel". Claims some rasta gave it to him in NYC, how ever this strain did not originate from NYC and was most likely was other strains bred for similarity with the original, most likely shares parentage with the currently popular grapefruit strain. Because of avalabilty Soma's obviously different strain at the peak of NYCSD popularity the original from the streets of New York became known as ECSD "East Coast Sour Diesel" You can still find the original at the Grey Area coffe shop in Amsterdam. RezDawg of Resivoir seeds uses the original Sour diesel in his sour diesel strains. How ever they have been bred for more weight while keeping the potency. RezDawg's sourdiesel strains are generaly cosidered the standard now.

So how to tell the difference, Sour diesel from soma or soma breeds will be a limey sorta green where as the original was a darker almost blueish hue. This darker hue is quite evident in the strains from Rezdawg. The original smells like a diesel fuel spill at a gas station when broken up where as the Soma strain has a fruity graipfuitish smell.

sour diesel is commonly refered to as the Sour Deez, or the Deez pronounced like saying multiples Ds. Not to be confused with diesel which is a common term in NYC for herion. so it would be Got DEEZ instead of got diesel. you've been warned.

note: this is not a knock on Soma, he did invent or at least main stream the supercropping technique. However he did cause a lot of confusion that is still considered a low blow and betrayel to the original by most "elder" to the growing community. Name steeling such as unlicensed use of DJ Shorts Blueberry has caused quite a bit of fuss in the multimillion dollor seed buisiness.

by Raysputin June 14, 2006