snakes on a plane 

an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.

1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"

Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.

Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!

or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.

Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)

snakes on a plane by Johann Stein September 8, 2006

snakes on a plane 

a terrible movie ......... TERRIBLE ............ TERRIBLE!!!! hear that a certain someone... cough max cough
BAD MOVIE

im tired of these muthafuc*in snakes on this muthafuc*in plane
terrrible movie

max: hey you know that movie snakes on a plane
shalaquinisha: oh yeah that movie SUCKS

snakes on a plane by shalaquinisha April 10, 2008

snakes on a plane 

The beauty of an early reveal. This definition builds on the second big idea in Josh Friedman's famous blog post: Friedman loved the movie title because it didn't hide what the movie was all about. SoaP happens whenever you give away the big secret, the grand idea, early on. SoaP happens when you just tell it like it is.

Executive Producer A: I was thinking of calling the show 'The Rockford Files.'

Executive Producer B: But wouldn't it be about a bijillion times better if we called it 'Drunk, middle-aged PI living in a trailer on the beach?' That would be totally Snakes on a Plane!

snakes on a plane by Garett Jones April 30, 2006

snakes on a plane 

Where you bend your dick down and put it in your butt

Snakes on a plane had a terrible terrible ending

snakes on a plane by someoneclassy June 29, 2013

Snakes on Crack! 

Referenced in the movie, Snakes on a Plane and quoted by Samuel L. Jackson.

Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.

Oh Great! Snakes on Crack!

What the... Snakes on Crack!

What the hell are you? Snake on Crack!?

Snakes on Crack! by Helphi December 2, 2007

snakes on a plane 

In a heated arguement, if one cannot sufficiently defend themself, stating "snakes on a plane" automatically wins the arguement no matter what the circumstances.

Dude 1: "Robocop 2 is way better than Robocop 3"
Dude 2: "But Robocop 3 had robot ninjas and jetpacks"
Dude 1:"You know what, snakes on a plane.....snakes on a mutha fuckin plane"

snakes on a plane by Corbin H. July 16, 2008

snakes on a plane 

Quite possibly the best movie of all time.

George Bush: Did you hear Snakes on a Plane won 10 oscars?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I mother-fucking did!

snakes on a plane by a snake July 25, 2006