Turkish Smurfpop 

When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle

That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop

Turkish Smurfpop by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 28, 2011

dead smurf 

Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:

1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question

2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)

3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes

1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”

“Dead smurf!?”

“Dead smurf.”

2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”

“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”

“Nah bro - dead smurf”

3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”

“I don’t know, is it blue?”

“Yeah”

“Oh - dead smurf”

dead smurf by machow January 18, 2019

Smurf Account 

A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.

NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best

Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*

Smurf Account by CraDieN March 6, 2011

Smurf Her Tits 

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.

Smurf Her Tits by the charlie January 17, 2009

Smurf cat 

We live, we love, we lie

smurf cat.

Smurf cat by KinFiction September 18, 2023

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

drowsy smurf 

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

drowsy smurf by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011