smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.

Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish

by misshandy February 10, 2015

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

budgie smuggler

male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).

"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"

by Kriz October 26, 2003

Smuggler's Den

Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.

-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.

by bob123 November 24, 2006

snuggle bunny

1. a soft fluffy bunny you can snuggle up with.
2. someone whom you love very much and can stay in bed all day with.

My snuggle bunny and I wasted the day away in each others arms.

by Thelonious February 10, 2006

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008