purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

sniggerdoodle

a cigarette

ay yo pass me one of dem sniggerdoodles

by scottbalzer December 8, 2010

chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

Sniggermelon

A person who eats watermelons and grape fruit filled with waffels with cream cheese, grape soda, fried chicken and koolaid. Usually ate in a cotton field somewhere near a KFC or on someones porch, usually in new orleans.

(To a black cop)- That sniggermelon over there is on my porch eating KFC and watermelons and a bunch of nigger shit.
Negro cop- Aight G. ima hop my monkey ass ova dar n check dat shit out... aaaight nigga.

by little cesares pizza nigga November 28, 2009

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006

spiggerhood

A neighborhood that is mixed of blacks and Hispanics.

We gotta get out of this place, it's a spiggerhood

by davec1988 March 9, 2013

cum swigger

One who consumes profuse amounts of male seminal fluid. may also be used as an insult.

Jenn is a cum swigger, a real cock monster

by arcansenal April 15, 2008